1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,797 ♪ One two, Middlesboogie ♪ 3 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:49,475 Tim, Tim. Tim ! 4 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:59,032 ♪ Na na na-na na na na na ♪ 5 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,233 ♪ Happy birthday to you 6 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:38,878 ♪ Happy birthday to you 7 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:43,317 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Daisy, happy birthday to you ♪ 8 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:46,392 'Happy birthday, darling. I thought I'd catch you. 9 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:48,675 'It's such a shame I won't see you 10 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:52,070 'but I'm really hoping you'll come to Auntie Irene's 40th. 11 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,913 'It'll probably be the 15th now. Oh, no. 12 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,672 'The 23rd of this month. 13 00:01:56,760 --> 00:02:00,833 'Not this month now, this month coming. So... next month. 14 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:04,959 'So let me know. Aunt Susie's out of hospital, such a relief. 15 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,998 'It was going to be today... ' 16 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:11,629 '... and it was yesterday, I thought you'd want to know.' 17 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:20,758 ♪ Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you 18 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,513 ♪ Happy birthday 19 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:28,390 ♪ Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you 20 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:31,677 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 21 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,990 Thank you very much. 22 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:35,877 For what ? 23 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:37,279 For my birthday song. 24 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,191 Oh, is it your birthday ? 25 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,316 How are you feeling this morning ? 26 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:44,879 Very rough, actually. 27 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:48,111 I swear to God I will never drink again until lunchtime. 28 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:49,553 - Very wise. - Hmm. 29 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:51,756 So how does it feel to be 26 ? 30 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:53,592 - Bit gassy. - Well, getting old. 31 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:56,433 You'd be dead in four years, if this was Logan's Run. 32 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:59,478 - That'd be terrible. - I'd look a twat in a jumpsuit. 33 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:02,358 Don't say that. That's a word that hates women. 34 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:04,112 - Twat ? - No, jumpsuit. 35 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:08,712 Aaaah ! Look. Oh, my God ! What's in the fridge ? 36 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:10,995 ♪ Wooooooo ♪ 37 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,518 Oh, no ! 38 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:24,115 - Don't you like it ? - I love it. 39 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,679 - Is that me ? - Yeah. 40 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:28,877 Anyway, happy birthday, pickle. 41 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,234 I'm gonna do a wee. 42 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:33,674 Hi. 43 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,797 Oh, God. Hi, Sophie. I forgot you were here. 44 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:39,030 Happy birthday. 45 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:40,269 Thanks. 46 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:42,237 So, you got anything special planned ? 47 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:43,992 I think we're going out for dinner, 48 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:45,957 - you know. - That'll be nice. 49 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:48,600 Yeah. I mean you can come if you want. 50 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:51,672 Oh, thanks. Yeah, I'd love to. That'd be great. 51 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:55,150 Oh. Ahem. Good. 52 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,674 Daisy's invited me to the meal this evening. 53 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:00,399 - That'll be cool. - Yeah. 54 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:03,040 I'm sure Marsha won't get suspicious. 55 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:05,156 - I don't want to cause trouble. - You're not. 56 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:08,357 - I don't know why we don't tell her. - What are you gonna say ? 57 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,635 "By the way, we're not really a couple. 58 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:13,917 "We lied to you for a year so we could rent your flat." 59 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,639 - We're evil. - You did what you had to, 60 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:19,029 - you shouldn't feel bad. - We don't. 61 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:24,632 - Come on, you. - Where you off to ? 62 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:26,438 I'm gonna walk Sophie to the Tube. 63 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:28,715 Ah, that's sweet. 64 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:29,994 It is, isn't it ? 65 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:31,957 Yeah. 66 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,951 - Bye. - Bye. 67 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:36,634 See you later, Daisy. Happy birthday. 68 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:38,756 Bye, Sophie. Bye-bye. 69 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:40,637 What a bitch. 70 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:09,397 I've got this really cool surprise birthday cake for Daisy 71 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,436 in the shape of a typewriter. 72 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,476 - Cool. - I've been scheming for weeks. 73 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:17,439 I met this baker at Strawberry Sundae. We danced for five hours 74 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:20,114 then had an involved discussion about pasties. 75 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,111 And anyway, he's doing me a deal. 76 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,634 - You're sweet to Daisy. - I am, aren't I ? 77 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:26,915 - Yeah. - Well, I'm a sweet guy. 78 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,798 - You're a stupid cock. - Ah, well. Thanks. 79 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:39,350 Just relax. 80 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:48,592 - Hi. - Where were you ? 81 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,352 - When ? - This morning. 82 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:51,793 I was in bed. 83 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:54,758 Why was today important to me, Tim ? 84 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:56,398 Being promoted to sergeant next week, 85 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:57,959 - don't forget. - I won't. 86 00:05:58,040 --> 00:05:59,792 Being promoted to sergeant Saturday, 87 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:01,154 - don't forget. - I won't. 88 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,151 What was that ? 89 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:04,832 I'm being promoted tomorrow, 90 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:06,717 - don't forget. - I won't ! 91 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,836 Er, yeah. I forgot. 92 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:11,673 - You forgot. - Sorry. 93 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:14,194 - I thought you were my friend. - I am. 94 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:17,158 I wanted you to see me get my stripes. 95 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:18,673 What can I say ? I'm sorry. 96 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:19,954 - It's her. - What ? 97 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:22,270 Sophie. You've only been with her two weeks 98 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:23,634 and I'm yesterday's news. 99 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,950 It wasn't this bad when you were with Sarah. 100 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:28,156 Mike, you will always be my number one. 101 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,470 Why are you treating me like a number two ? 102 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:35,078 It's been a long time since I've had a Sophie in my life. 103 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:36,388 I'm just excited. 104 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:40,473 You are my longest-serving friend. We've done everything together. 105 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:42,471 0r have you forgotten the good times ? 106 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:46,239 No, of course not. 107 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:49,392 We were supposed to go ghost-hunting last week. 108 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,072 - I know. - Where were you ? 109 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,237 I can't remember. 110 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:58,278 Well, I'm glad you're happy with your new girlfriend. 111 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:00,555 Don't forget whose shoulder you cried on 112 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:02,437 - when you got dumped. - I won't. 113 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:05,717 0r when Johnny Alpha got killed by that monster in 2000AD. 114 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:06,915 Mike, I won't. 115 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,638 Here's Mike. 116 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,518 - Mike, do your eagle eyes. - Don't ! 117 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:14,239 You hurt him, I'll kill you. 118 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:20,512 Did he mean that ? 119 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:26,199 Yeah. 120 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,631 Knock, knock, knock. 121 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:38,075 Hello, birthday girl. 122 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:40,674 Hello, Marsha. How's it going ? 123 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:43,069 I'm fine, how are you ? 124 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:46,630 Oh, I'm fine. 26. 125 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,631 Happy birthday, darling. 126 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:53,639 Are you missing Amber ? 127 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,995 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 128 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:00,510 Many 'appy returns, darling. 129 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,397 Oh, what can it be ? 130 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:05,074 I thought you might put some make-up on tonight. 131 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:07,230 Doll yourself up a bit. 132 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,436 I don't wear much normally, but... 133 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:12,034 Oooh ! Rude Red. 134 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:15,590 Right, well I best go off to Threshers, do the weekly shop. 135 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:19,355 You still up for a night of unadulterated fun ? 136 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:20,668 Adultery ? 137 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:22,910 Are you still coming out tonight ? 138 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,992 Oh, yeah. Right. I'll see you later. 139 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:32,195 Hello. 140 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:33,713 Hi, Daisy. It's me. 141 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,438 Hello, Twist. 142 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:38,876 It's nice to speak to you. I feel I haven't seen you in ages. 143 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,996 You were at my birthday thing last night. 144 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:42,911 Oh, yes. That was you, wasn't it ? 145 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,956 'Look, do you wanna come shopping ? ' 146 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:47,554 Um, I'd love to but I haven't got any money. 147 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:50,029 Oh, I don't need any. Will you meet me ? 148 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:52,190 - Where are you ? - 0n your street. 149 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:53,998 - All right, Twist. - Hi, Tim. 150 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:56,275 What are you doing on my street ? 151 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:58,828 I can't explain. Just come and meet me. 152 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:02,310 All right, well. Just give me a mo'. 153 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:07,198 Oi ! 154 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:10,229 Hi, Marsha. 155 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,797 I know what you're up to. 156 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:16,759 Did Mike tell you ? 157 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:19,719 Does he know ? 158 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,679 I had to tell somebody. 159 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:29,189 You are a very bad man. 160 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:31,157 What ? 161 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:32,753 She loves you, that girl. 162 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,319 - Who does ? - Daisy. 163 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,391 - Does she ? - Course she does. 164 00:09:36,480 --> 00:09:39,199 - Did she say that ? - No ! But it's obvious, innit ? 165 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:42,113 Yeah. Course. She's my girlfriend. 166 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,395 Yeah, well you better tell her, Tim. 167 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:47,472 Cos if you don't, I will. 168 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:49,994 But you'll spoil the surprise. 169 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:56,151 You bastard. 170 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:02,073 - Marsha ! 171 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:03,195 Brian ? 172 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,875 Brian ? 173 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:14,475 Brian ? 174 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:19,958 - I've finished with Brian. - Oh. Oh. 175 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,758 Oh, my God. 176 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,239 Are you all right ? 177 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:24,594 What about ? 178 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:29,549 About... How's Brian taking it ? 179 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:31,232 Brian, no ! 180 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:34,312 Oh, God ! 181 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:38,477 Why ? This is new ! 182 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:39,834 Sorry, I didn't see you. 183 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:43,037 - What are you doing ? - Expressing myself. 184 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,839 - By chucking paint around ? - Yes. 185 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:47,592 What's the matter with you ? 186 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,955 Broken up with Twist. 187 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,838 Oh, shit. Really ? 188 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,273 What happened ? 189 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:56,715 Sex, sex, sex. That's all it ever was. 190 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:59,394 - I wanted something else. - So, you're single. 191 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:01,675 I'm tired of our endless clashing. 192 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,318 - What, your outfits ? - Daisy ! 193 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:05,516 I am not that shallow. 194 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:12,836 She's shallow, Brian. She's like... 195 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,070 Cordelia out of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 196 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:17,799 and latterly Angel, the spin-off series set in LA. 197 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,916 I don't know what you're talking about. 198 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,150 Brian ! 199 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:23,992 You're such a square. 200 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:27,993 - Think she'll come tonight ? - She is Daisy's best friend. 201 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:30,275 You've just got to be strong, man. 202 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,794 - I know. - You're gonna be fine. 203 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:35,110 After a long time thinking you won't be, 204 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,668 one morning you'll wake up and you will be. 205 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:40,957 You'll miss the fact you're not cos it's scarier when you are. 206 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:44,953 When you're not, you've got something to cling to. 207 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:47,235 Then you're gonna be fine, all right ? 208 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:50,232 Feeling better ? 209 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,352 Does that feel better ? 210 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:57,079 Hmm. Is Brian coming tonight ? 211 00:11:57,160 --> 00:12:00,550 Yes. But he is my friend, Twist. 212 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,392 I suppose so. 213 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,789 Well, at least we'll see more of each other. 214 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:06,996 Yeah, I hadn't really thought of that. 215 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:10,072 Hey, why don't you try something on ? 216 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:14,517 You always wear that shantytown look and it's really quite last-century. 217 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,477 I quite like the way I dress. 218 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:20,314 Shh. Listen. 219 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:23,949 There's nothing wrong with looking nice, Daisy. 220 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,076 You're not betraying the sisterhood 221 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:29,197 just by brushing your hair once in a while, hmm ? 222 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:32,875 I just doubt there's anything in here I could get above my knees. 223 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,315 Go on, it's your birthday. 224 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:43,398 'Did I update you on the Susie situation ? 225 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:46,119 'Well, far be it from me to spread gossip, 226 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,839 'but apparently her GP is having an affair 227 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,990 'with that woman at the dentist. 228 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,469 - 'Anyway, apparently... ' - Mum, hi. 229 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:56,438 'Hello, love. I didn't think you were in.' 230 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:59,751 - No, I've been out. - 'Since 9 this morning ? ' 231 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:04,231 Er, yeah. Yeah. You know me - go, go, go. 232 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:07,995 'Well, I've got a lot to tell you and you never phone me. 233 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:10,719 - 'Happy birthday, dumpling.' - Thanks. 234 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,268 - 'I've got some great news.' - What ? 235 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,078 'Your Auntie Caroline called. 236 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:18,755 'She said a vacancy has come up for a features correspondent. 237 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,308 'She's going to send you all the bumph about it. 238 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,913 'That's nice, isn't it ? 239 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,719 'And the best thing, it's the Colwyn Bay Gazette ! 240 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,712 'That'd be right up your street, wouldn't it ? ' 241 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,519 Yeah. Yeah. 242 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:34,114 'Are you and Tim doing anything nice today ? ' 243 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,236 Um, we're just going out for a meal. 244 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,276 'Just the two of you ? ' 245 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:41,716 No, no. Us and a few... friends. 246 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:45,759 'Well, you must be looking forward to it.' 247 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:47,068 Yeah. 248 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:51,392 ♪ He used to give me roses 249 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:57,918 ♪ I wish he could again 250 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:03,552 ♪ But that was on the outside 251 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:06,279 ♪ And things were different then 252 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:11,798 ♪ 0n the inside the sun still shines 253 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:17,398 ♪ And the rain falls down 254 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:22,918 ♪ And the sun and rain are prisoners, too 255 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,798 ♪ When morning comes around ♪ 256 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,791 Hit me. 257 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:41,599 'There's nothing wrong with looking nice.' 258 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:46,637 'Thought you might put some make-up on tonight. 259 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,188 'You're not betraying the sisterhood 260 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,157 'just by brushing your hair.' 261 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:54,596 'Doll yourself up a bit.' 'Rude Red.' 262 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,716 'Put some make-up on.' 263 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,472 'Put some make up on.' 264 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,309 Oh, God. 265 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,433 Oh, shit. 266 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,195 Right. 267 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:42,550 Hi. Sorry, we're... I'm late. It was, you know. 268 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:44,039 Delayed at the office ? 269 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,758 I had to pop in, yeah. 270 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,034 I bet you did. 271 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,277 - Right. Shall I get some drinks ? - A treble vodka, please. 272 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,874 - Brian ? - Um... 273 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,076 - Bottle of red. - How many glasses ? 274 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,594 - One. - Ok. Bitter, Mike ? 275 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,238 No, are you ? 276 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:04,835 - Would you like a pint of bitter ? - Oh. Yeah. 277 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,638 Soph... ie ? 278 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:09,871 Bourbon, Tim. Straight up. 279 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,958 ♪ I may not be a lady ♪ 280 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,678 Wow ! 281 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,069 ♪ But I'm all woman 282 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,798 ♪ From Monday to Sunday 283 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:26,237 ♪ I work harder than you know 284 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,594 ♪ I'm no... ♪ 285 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:29,949 Woo. 286 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,675 Phew. Hi, Daisy, how you going ? Drink ? 287 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:39,036 Yes, please. I'll have a Bloody Mary. Thanks. 288 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,076 - You look nice, Daisy. - Thanks. 289 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,196 I wish I could dress down like that. 290 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:45,714 - He's gonna come over. - Ok. 291 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,268 - Hello. You all right ? - Yes. 292 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,430 Right, shall we ? 293 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,431 Yes. Merci. 294 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,232 - Are you going to... - Yes. 295 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,356 We're just going to the loo. 296 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,436 I can't believe you brought her here. 297 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:29,999 I thought it was quite nice. 298 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,957 So are you gonna tell her ? 299 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,758 Marsha, what is your problem ? 300 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,068 I'll tell her, then. 301 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,469 Why do you want to spoil her birthday ? 302 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:41,030 Every second you leave it, it'll make it more painful for her. 303 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:43,429 - What ? - I'm telling her. 304 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,714 - Don't ! - I will. 305 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,233 If anyone tells her, I will. 306 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,548 - You won't. - No ! 307 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:48,789 What's up ? 308 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:56,436 - Tim's having an affair. - I got you a birthday cake. 309 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:57,919 What ? 310 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,197 Tim is having an affair with her. 311 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,555 - What ? - I seen 'em snogging 312 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,232 in the front garden. 313 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:10,189 - No. Marsha, it's not like that. - What d'you mean ? 314 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:15,479 No, it is like that and I'm sorry, Daisy, but she means nothing to me. 315 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:18,154 - It's not... - I think we should tell her. 316 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,196 - Tell me what ? - She's in shock. 317 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,838 - I'm not. - You are. 318 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,399 - I'm drunk... - Daisy. 319 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,038 ...but I'm lucid. - Please. 320 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:26,838 - It's OK. - What's going on ? 321 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:27,989 I should go. 322 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,035 Sophie. 323 00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:30,997 Marsha... 324 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,433 we're not really... 325 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,272 a couple. 326 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,355 You what ? 327 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:52,194 We're not... We're not really a couple. 328 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:56,751 Phew. It's actually a relief to say it ! 329 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,999 The thing is, we had to say we were, 330 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,230 in order to get the flat, 331 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,629 but the truth is, that we lied. 332 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:11,634 You lied ? 333 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:16,350 Yeah, but we were desperate. We didn't think about the consequences. 334 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:19,512 We didn't mean to hurt you. 335 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,273 We just... It was like, the longer we left it... 336 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:23,395 You lied ? 337 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,311 - Marsha... - Why ? 338 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,755 The advert said "professional couple only". 339 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,239 - No, it didn't. - It did. 340 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,311 I remember. The bloke was a prick. 341 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,358 I don't think he was listening to me. 342 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,193 Yeah. Yeah. 343 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,511 - Dave. - Can you hold on, please ? 344 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:41,669 Hello, you. 345 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,877 Two-bedroomed, fully furnished, Streatham, £350 a week. 346 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,871 Could you do that ? I'm going to lunch. 347 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,030 You bet you. 348 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,918 Oh, it's professional couple only. 349 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,399 Sounds nice. 350 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,596 'Professional couple only. 351 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,875 'Professional couple only.' 352 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,280 Sorry about that, Mrs Klein. Is that everything ? 353 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:05,318 Great. That'll go in tomorrow. 354 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,789 I can't believe you lied all this time. 355 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,872 I bought you a present for your anniversary ! Both of 'em. 356 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,030 I'm sorry. 357 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,348 - Oh ! - Look, Marsha. 358 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:17,000 Please. Just understand. 359 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,310 We weren't being malicious. We didn't have a choice. 360 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:23,109 We really like that flat. That was supposed to sound nice. 361 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,990 I suppose you lot all knew about this. 362 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,389 You must think I'm a complete idiot. 363 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,789 No ! 364 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,394 Don't be angry. 365 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,869 How d'you want me to be, Daisy ? 366 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,679 I just found out my new little group of young friends 367 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:42,988 has been taking the piss. 368 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,116 - Marsha. - No, Brian. I'm leaving. 369 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,556 - Where are you going ? - Just away from you lot. 370 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,033 I really think I should go. 371 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,111 - Sophie. - No, look, Tim. 372 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,394 I'll call you tomorrow. 373 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:04,469 Bye. 374 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,595 Nice one, Daisy. 375 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,513 I wasn't the one snogging 376 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,478 my supposedly secret girlfriend in the front garden. 377 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,391 Tim doesn't think about anyone else 378 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,040 - when he's with Sophie. - Stay out of this. 379 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,838 It's got nothing to do with you. 380 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:24,878 It's got everything to do with me. I live in that house. 381 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,428 I'll have to live with my mum because of you. 382 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,193 Because of me ? I'm not the one who told her ! 383 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,840 You could have kept your tongue in your mouth ! 384 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,480 I think we're all to blame in a way. 385 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,471 Oh, thank you very much, Mrs Magnanimous. 386 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:39,471 Fine time to grow a fucking conscience ! 387 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,790 Are you letting him speak to me like that ? 388 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,233 - Yes ! - What ? 389 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,630 I'm not an accessory to pick up when you need me. 390 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,438 Good time to start getting emotionally articulate. 391 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,988 - Don't lay into Brian ! - I'm not ! 392 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:53,355 I can't believe you after all we've... 393 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,112 - It's your fault. - Shut up ! 394 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,953 - Did you see her face ? - Say something ! 395 00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,871 - Shut up ! - Why did you bring her ? 396 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,519 You are so stupid, Daisy ! 397 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,795 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Daisy 398 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:10,634 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 399 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,910 Tim ! You know I'm allergic to wheat. 400 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,911 Oh, fuck off. 401 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,800 - Grow up. - You grow up. 402 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:13,433 Well, the way I see it, we have two choices. 403 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,431 We can call the police, 404 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,988 or you can clear up this mess yourselves. 405 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,438 Who votes for clearing up ? 406 00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:25,952 Who votes for police ? 407 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:30,911 Clearing up it is, yeah. 408 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,912 Good. I'll get the mop, shall I ? 409 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,439 I'm going home. 410 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,750 Happy birthday, Daisy. 411 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,200 - What are we gonna do ? - We could go clubbing. 412 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,669 I mean about Marsha. 413 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:02,151 We've destroyed her faith in the integrity of today's youth. 414 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,879 Young adults. 415 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:09,192 We've gotta pull together or else we're gonna lose everything. 416 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:12,750 - So that's settled. - Clubbing it is ! 417 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,518 Brian and Mike have gone to look for her. 418 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:29,478 There's a hundred off-licences in this area. 419 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,391 She could be in any one of them. 420 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,311 Yeah, well. They might get lucky. 421 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,755 We should stay here in case she comes back. 422 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:39,310 - OK. - Look, Daisy. Don't worry. 423 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,436 We'll sort this out. We always do. 424 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,592 I don't know. This feels different. 425 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:49,276 Serious. We've had some good times here though, haven't we ? 426 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:53,113 Yeah. 427 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,112 - Happy days. - Yeah. 428 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,475 'We'll be off then, Tim.' 429 00:24:58,560 --> 00:24:59,788 OK. 430 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:03,031 If we find Marsha, we'll contact you. 431 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:06,396 Um, yeah. We'll find her, Daisy. 432 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:07,959 Promise you. 433 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,110 We'll see you at the rendez-vous. 434 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,280 Ok, Tim. 435 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,629 Good luck. 436 00:25:17,679 --> 00:25:22,229 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0